Mountain Lion Safety
Originally uploaded by ekai
This is a crazy road sign, I dont know if I would say funny road sign. "If you encounter a mountain lion". "Face Lion, back away slowly". "Keep children close pick up children without bending". "Be Large, Shout" and the last tip, "If Attacked, Fight Back!"
I have better tips for Mountain Lions and I believe someone has changed this sign. I think it should read "If you encounter a Mountain Lion it should be behind bars." If Mountain Lion is not behind bars, pinch yourself to make sure you are not having a nightmare! "If you are not having a nightmare, just remember, you can buy new underwear!" Next, in a calm voice say, "here kitty kitty." When he looks the other way, grab kids in swoop and run your behind off! "If attacked, kick him in the nuts!!!"
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